| 1. Dr. Fallow's mother - neck broken by Dr. Fallow's mechanical hand |
| 2. Dr. Fallow's son Adrian - run over with a lawnmower |
| 3. Dr. Fallow's son Bradly - arms blown off with a high-powered rifle |
| 4. The Flower Person - wilted by weed killer |
| 5. Officer Fishfinger - stabbed by Carl Junior at the school bus yards |
| 6. Geddy - face sprayed by acid and hand ripped off |
| 7. Debby - stabbed in the chest with a sharpened ruler |
| 8. Alex - pulled into a garbage dumpster and cannibalized by Carl Junior |
| 9. Mr. Markson, Kevin's Father - shot by police in a standoff (1981 flashback) |
| 10. Police Android MSX-1 - head knocked off with a baseball bat |
| 11.& 12. Police Androids MSX-2 and MSX-3- shot by Carl Junior |
| 13. Police Android MSX-4 - thrown to the ground and spiked in the eye with a screwdriver |
| 14. Police Android MSX-5 - struck and run over by a school bus, which Carl Junior is driving |
| 15. Police Android MSX-6 - knocked down by the opening back door of the school bus |
| 16. Police Android MSX-7 - Carl Junior shoots a hockey puck through it |
| 17. Police Android MSX-8 - electrocuted with jumper cables |
| 18. Police Android MSX-9 - decapitated by a closing garbage dumpster lid |
| 19. Police Android MSX-10 - Carl Junior rams his fist through the android's midsection |
| 20. Doctor Fallow - beaten with a cane and head crushed by a large rock |
| 21. Sentry 1 - shot in the gut by Principal Newman to gain access to Kevin's safe house |
| 22. Sentry 2 - shot in the forehead by Principal Newman to gain access to Kevin's safe house |
| 23. Neil - shot in the crotch, and eye gouged out with Carl Junior's arrow |
| 24. Nikko - beaten to death and drowned in a sink |
| 25. Principal Newman - torn apart by the monster living in Kevin's basement |
| 26. Carl Junior - shot with a laser gun by Mr. Russel for skipping classes (but this death is undone by the Sensor) |
| 27. Mr. Russel - zapped by the Sensor's death beam in order to save Carl Junior |
| 28. Bruce - mauled, stabbed with a compass, and eaten by the Doom Bear |
| 29. Gang Member 1, Cream Puff - hand chopped off with Carl Junior's machete |
| 30. Gang Member 2, Mama Beefer - guts torn out and thrust into her mouth |
| 31. Gang Member 3, Cuddlecakes - killed offscreen in some bloody manner by Carl Junior in the sewer tunnel |
| 32. Carl Junior - torn to shreds by the first three incarnations of Kevin |
| 33. Kevin's Mother, the skull - zapped by the Doom Bear's death beam |
| 34. Eugene, the original Doom Bear - zapped by Doom Bear #2's death beam |
| 35. Doom Bear #2 - zapped by the original Doom Bear's death beam |
| 36. The Voice, Mr. Markson, Kevin's Father - burns in hell once the Doom Bear dies |
| 37. Kevin Markson - strangled by the ghosts of his three former selves |